typically a gay white man who exclusively seeks out Hispanic men who are preferably immigrants and speak little to only passible English for sex and dating.
They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.
They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.
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