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Latino Man’s Mattress

typically a gay white man who exclusively seeks out Hispanic men who are preferably immigrants and speak little to only passible English for sex and dating.

They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.
“Kevin goes down south for sex, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress

“John has been fucked by every top at the Latino bar, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress
by Gabriel Mason March 2, 2023
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fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.
And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003
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masters of the universe generation

Born as early as 1979, and as late as 1985, the MOTU generation have many things in common with the thundercats generation. Growing up watching a quality and (for someone of a young age) thought-provoking series encompassing action, adventure, fighting, and intelligent charactors; this generation would come to be a well-rounded set of individuals.
Masters of the universe generation learned much in their early years from tv.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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Mattress Reverb

When you fart in bed, typically on your back, and your fart echoes throughout your mattress. This does not work with memory foam mattresses; only "hollow" spring-based mattresses can resound the fart. (Abbreviated from mattress reverberation).
To compound the dutch oven effect of farting in bed, I farted with my ass to the mattress, making sure I got plenty of mattress reverb. The resounding effect made the fart so loud that it woke up my girlfriend.
by ILL203 November 5, 2010
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mattress hopping whore frog

ONE WHO HOPS FROM BED TO BED (DICK 2 DICK) IN A GOLD DIGGING FASHION
YOU'R SISTER IS A MATTRESS HOPPING WHORE FROG
by MR.M@C11 September 19, 2011
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fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.
I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.
by Chode bone November 15, 2006
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Saint Mattress

The "congregation" that people belong to who are too tired, lazy, or burned out on organized religion to attend a real church: they sleep in on Sundays.
Nosy co-worker: "So, what church do you attend?"

Actual worker: "Saint Mattress (aka: St. Mattress). I sleep in on Sundays."
by K2kate May 2, 2010
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