Matrix

When a man has an erection and discretely hides it by pulling a
"Matrix." This move consists of the classic Neo backwards arch while a hand of preference slides into one's pants and flips the erect penis upwards into its natural position. The penis is then trapped between one's stomach and the elastic band from underwear.

The breezy at the strip club gave be a hard on. I slyly pulled a matrix before she even had a chance to notice.

by K_dogg December 12, 2008

matrix

VERB;
When a guy and a girl hang out, one of them goes in for a kiss, and the other denies him or her by pulling his or her head away.

"Bitch, you just got matrixed by that hot girl."
"Way to matrix that ugly chick bro."

by BGBTKE March 6, 2008

matrix

to run so fast that your feet seem to disappear and you appear to run UP a wall

Brian matrixed around the room as he ran away from Shatisha with her love note from Dyquan.

by teach kids February 4, 2010

Premature Matriculation

Being admitted into a college or university while you're still a sophomore in high school.

Cyrus exhibited a lackadaisical attitude in the last 2 months of his sophomore year in high school due to his premature matriculation into Seton Hall University.

by DJCOJO July 8, 2010

alabama tadpole matrix

The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.

Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!

Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!

Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*

by frapeham3 November 30, 2011

matrix

Helping Verb.
Usually combined with "go" in the present tense or "went" in the past tense to describe an unbelieveably cool or Matrix-style action. Sometimes involves quick reflexes (usually in dodging or blocking things), or violence.

"I went totally Matrix on that kid who tried to steal my cotton candy."
"Dude, stop fucking around or I'll go Matrix on you."
"That was so Matrix when you dodged that hot dog."

by Silence February 28, 2004

Matrix Revolutions

The final chapter in the Matrix Trilogy, the Matrix Revolutions ends the war between humans and the machines.

Despite what the critics say, this is a kickass movie with an incredible fignt at the end between Neo and Agent Smith.

"Neo kicked some serious ass win The Matrix Revolutions.

by adonkeyisaass November 6, 2003