Mathsterbation

Working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it.

Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"

by Disco Alpingu April 1, 2007

maths class

1 hour of your day wasted on questions such as

if joey has 3 sandwiches and Elle has 5 sandwiches, when I throw a triangle out of the car window and air resistance isa thing that exists, what is the meaning of life?

I catch up on sleep in maths class

by gender identity crisis June 19, 2020

mathsexual

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.

Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.

by mootixguy October 10, 2008

Veggie Maths

Where all the speds go to do their 100% math goals to make feel them good

What math class u in me in veggie maths

by LILVEG November 28, 2018

Mathstard

When maths is being a bastard

Today's lesson was such a mathstard

by Lazyllamaz February 28, 2017

Mathstafarian

A Rastafarian who is qualified and trained in the art of Mathematics

“Hey brudda!”
“Yah man?”
“Why you always be solving dem quadratics? Come smoke some ganja.”
“Nah man, I’m a Mathstafarian- if I smoke the ganja I’ll be hyperbolic!”

by De True Mathstafarian September 20, 2018

Decision Maths

The worst subject ever!!! It sucks so much that all chinese postmen are prunes. it's a waste of anyone's life and should never be taken! May also described as a failwhale of a maths module.

'I HATE D1!!!!!'

Person 1: Ahhhh!!!! There's no more toilet roll!
Person 2: No worries, I've got this Decision Maths paper!

Fool: Who else is taking D2?
Other people: BURN HIM!!!! FETCH US OUR BLOW TORCHES!!!

by KebabChops May 16, 2011