Chiv Match
Chiv Match by Brownridge February 16, 2019
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After-match Smell
The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.
-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"
- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"
- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"
After-match Smell by Tangerine Army September 16, 2021
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double mix match
double mix match
when you and a friend are raw dogging a girl and you both creampie her at the same time. 9 months later her baby has traits with both you and your friend.
when you and a friend are raw dogging a girl and you both creampie her at the same time. 9 months later her baby has traits with both you and your friend.
Dude, have you seen Jenny’s baby after we double mix matched her? It has my brown eyes and your blonde hair!
double mix match by Mikeal Cabute July 21, 2018
how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?
this phrase means how can someone stand out from everyone else but still able to blend in the environment
He makes rock music
She makes landscape paintings
but are still able to have a conversation about the two and relate
"how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?"
She makes landscape paintings
but are still able to have a conversation about the two and relate
"how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?"
how do you mis the match? but, match the mis? by iljrmy June 20, 2023
Game, Set, Match
The first (or most popular) definition referencing tennis is most accurate. Tennis however is a gentleman's game and the expression is best used when giving prospers to another player.
You see; Dude come strolled cross the median, must have 9 or 11 hoes trollin' behind, your there with your mediocre mouthpiece and girl number three. All you can say is: "game, set, match pimp."
Game, Set, Match by Man Veracious December 15, 2020
The perfect match
The perfect match by clip master snips March 10, 2009
Pissing Match
Engaging in an argument that really has no point or merit. It is clear that nobody can win the argument, so it becomes a "Pissing Match"... To resolve a Pissing Match requires two simple items. 1.) A Balloon and 2.) Urine... Simply fill the balloon with urine as you would an ordinary water balloon. Wait for the person that you are in the pissing match with to get distracted, and then when they least expect it, throw the Urine balloon at the ceiling above their head. This will result in a rain storm of piss and should arguably put an end to your Pissing Match!
The other day, my mom and I got into this pissing match. I found it to be senseless and the argument really had no merit on either end. So I filled up a balloon with my piss and threw it at the ceiling. You should have seen her face when she was suddenly drenched in pee!!! I win!
Pissing Match by The Bear... February 11, 2014