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Masked Pillager

Who am I? WHO AM I?

Some say he is demon from hell. Others say he's just another guy. However you look at it, he is man who comes to small towns wearing his marroon cloak and electrically-magically-enchanted scythe. No one can stop him, for even with his lazy walking he has some of the most fast reflexes ever seen. He steals, burns, and dissappears, never to be seen again. Sometimes when he's coming you may here him sing "The Muffin Man".
by Masked Pillager May 7, 2003
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mashed potatoes and gravy

when a male/female would like to be shitted on literally n lick up the mess this term is used for sick basterds that like it kinky if this floats ya boat then try dirty sanchez
hey marcus what would you let that girl do to you? marcus:i'd let her shit on me and i'd eat it. ewww dude don't pull that "mashed potatoes and gravy" stuff on meee!
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mashed

mic wernej as seen at nick warren
mic was soooo mashed at Nick Warren on saturday night
by sum guy March 26, 2003
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mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed into a softer substance.
Reference to your brain on drugs.
Yo you fuck! I'll turn your brains into mashed potatoes!
by Beedub February 15, 2004
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Mashed Potatoes

(Noun Form)

Slang term. The feeling, or texture, of breasts when they are copped, groped or squeezed. The term should be used if the female’s breasts are soft, squishy, warm and if they fit nicely in the individual’s hands. (The last part isn't as important though.)

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“Potato”: When an individual fondles a female’s breasts (or even a large male’s boobs), in any way.
“Self-Potato”: When a woman grabs her own breasts when she is lonely, bored or just for fun.
Dude, my girlfriend's boobs feel like mashed potatoes! I just can't stop touching them!
by Wonderland is a Mad, Mad Place February 15, 2010
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Masked Tamales

When making tamales, one should wear a surgical mask so as not to contaminate the food with spittle!
Oh! Your masked tamales taste so delish!
by Luis Bleuze February 23, 2005
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weapons of masked destruction

These are the powers that be who control the secret weapons of mass destruction.These "human"weapons are more dangerous then the weapons they create then control. death angels;juggernauts;warmongers; globalists;conquerors;etc.
Colin Powell is a former"wmd"but now Rumsfeld is the supreme American wmd,as Secretary of War.
by SIDNEY Goldstien October 14, 2003
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