masturbation

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.

Huh?

Masturbation.

Oh, of course!

by Downstrike September 19, 2006

Masturbation

Mass Murder of tiny defenseless Sperm

If Masturbation is Mass Murder then does that make someone who Masturbates EVIL

by Anomynose October 12, 2017

masturbation

slamming the noodle
tickling the hoe
cooking the turkey

Gabby's tickling the hoe with Luke masturbation.
Beka's cooking the turkey with Danielmasturbation.

by mikeikes June 03, 2009

Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm

As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.

by 001002943 December 17, 2019

Masturbed

The act of being horrified of masturbation.

Jim was so masturbed he cut himself!

by funkyroadshow December 08, 2010

masturbate

What you do while lying in bed.

While listening to the radio, a song gave me a boner, so I began to masturbate.

by Cummy worm August 18, 2010

Masturbate

Girl:There's no need to take of pants grab a teddy put it down there in or outside the pants .then move your legs in a circular movement until your weak.wait a few minutes and reapeat

Girl1:yo this is how I masturbate

by Sexydefos March 24, 2020