child: I DONT WANT TO MARRY
man: but its good u hoe
child: I WILL NOT GIVE U MY CHILDREN I CANT
man: yes u can ur 5
child: i hate child marriage
man: but its good u hoe
child: I WILL NOT GIVE U MY CHILDREN I CANT
man: yes u can ur 5
child: i hate child marriage
by luprusz November 11, 2016
Get the child marriagemug. A girl you can bring on a date, start a relationship with, and introduce her to your family. She's just not a girl to use for pleasure.
by icer101 August 12, 2011
Get the Marriage Girlmug. by horde52 March 6, 2010
Get the sexless marriagemug. The amount of time it takes for light in a vacuum to go across a distance equal to the diameter of a quark. About as long as the planck time. If you're really lucky, a hollywood marriage will last a whole month, but as they say on the weight loss commercials, 'results not typical'.
With this hollwood marriage I hope I can at least start to let go of my bride's ring before I get divorced. Bonus points if I can make it out of the church.
I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.
I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
Get the hollywood marriagemug. "What a brokeback marriage! Anderson was caught by his wife, having an affair with his neighbour Hubert on the fourth day after their wedding."
by why jay January 16, 2007
Get the brokeback marriagemug. by Etch May 15, 2007
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