maplin

1. An electronics shop.
2. Mong(s) against paedo licking in nigeria (the answer given when someone questions the mystery of the name of the shop)
3. A refuge for old people who want to feel that they havent completely been deleted from society...
4. A place that most people are unaware of because it doesnt advertise on tv...
5. a place where people think they can just expect the employees to know everything.. and then work miracles
6. a place where the customers are all strange

1.
a.
jill: my god i need an adaptor
jack: maplin sell adapters lets go there.
(nodody knows what kind of adapter they want)

2.
Customer: so is maplin the name of the gent who founded this company?
Maploid: well it stands for erm... mongs against paedo licking in nigeria....
customer: oh....

3. uuuugh i refuse to admit my life is over! i still have an agenda! to maplin for flashing LED's!

4.
Elf: so where do you work?
Person: maplin
Elf: what the hell is that?
person: ....next to staples?
Elf: oh yeah that place

5.
Customer: yeah i need a usb to firewire adapter
Maploid: no such thing mate
Customer: your wrong!! i demand to buy one! now! i hate you all!! aaaaaagh!

6. *ring ring*
hello maplin preston
hi, is this maplins?
....yes....
are you open today?
....yes....
and do you sell adapters?
...yes....
is this the capital center?
...no....

by Dom Male March 23, 2008

Marginal

Word describing a friend that is a taker and not a giver - someone that never shows up or pays for a tab or helps in any way. Not a true friend.

Thanks for showing at my birthday party marginal...I really appreciate it.

Russ is so marginal - jackass got drunk and missed dinner tonight - what the hell?

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

marbling

During fellatio, the act of placing gonads in your mouth, either for sucking, licking, or gentle tugging.

That girl is great at marbling. When going down, she doesn't ignore the nuts.

by Cristina H. September 6, 2008

marginal tax rate

The tax rate at which the last dollar of income is taxed.

High marginal tax rates are a disincentive towards work and productivity.

by Alan Greenspan May 7, 2003

Mamling

An overwieght cousin of the humpback whale. However, this unnatractive species is known for its uncharacteristically fat thighs that coalesce just below its wideset vagina.

I went to see world and was astounded by the mamling!

by Giller whale June 7, 2004

Magling

Magling is a fourteen day long festival of merry making and frivolity.

Originally, Magling was an Anglo/Hungarian feast but it's popularity is spreading throughout Europe and parts of Africa and the Americas.

The first day of Magling (Pilling Day) occurs on 23rd December. Magling Day itself is marked on 29th December each year.

The thirteenth day of Magling (4th January) is a special feast day (also known as Balint Day) .

Magling ends on January 5th or Wrestling Day.

Happy Magling Day!

by Pilling April 8, 2016

madlin

The act of wrecking scrubs in any popular FPS, all while using insults that seem to come completely outta left-field.

Short for “mad linguistics”.

Person 1: (playing COD BO4) “Bruh I’m destroying you and your team, I’m going to bench press your mom’s coffin and eat her ass too!”

Person 2: “Ah, he’s madlin again!”

by triton27 February 11, 2019