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Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles
"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"
by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023
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Josh marathon

Studying/ Doing all the previous tests in a class in preparation for a final exam
Yo what’s up I’m about to start studying. I think I’m gonna do a Josh marathon right now.
by Jonnyboy22 May 27, 2024
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MUN Marathon

The act of executing a continuous participation in Model United Nation conferences over a certain period of time. These marathons typically last more than 3+ conferences consecutively and are usually only done by experienced and or dedicated MUNers. This is supported by a statement made by a local marathoner where they personally define MUN Marathon's as "mun stressmaxxing and best del grinding".
Person 1: Yo I felt like such a bum this month bruh. I wish I could make this up somehow.
Person 2: How about you go on a MUN Marathon? that would certainly make you feel better about your loser life.
Person 1: I think I'd die of burn out if I did that.
by yeahfuckthis March 28, 2026
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marginalization marathon

When people bicker about who has it worse or is marginalized worse, they have a marginalization marathon.
My friend group was talking about how hard their lives were and made it a fucking competition.. I swear I am so sick of their marginalization marathons!
by LingDanc803 May 20, 2025
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full marathon

A run for insane people who don’t give a fuck about their legs or feet! Toes look like balled up homework.
That dude ran a full marathon with his insane asss.
by Shawty whoopty doo December 17, 2025
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running the marathon

A female with an exceptionally nice ass.

Derived from the term "its a tight race".
"Damn... she has a nice ass"
"Yeah man, she's running the marathon"
by Robert Schinkleheimerjosefinem December 16, 2008
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Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon

The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving
Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.
by duplicitycommon October 24, 2011
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