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Get the misering & mangling mug.Statistically known as a great quarterback, but not a winner. Peyton Manning is known to choke when his team gets into postseason play. Just ask the Florida Gators. Peyton's Tennessee Volunteers pulled an O-fer as he lost to the Rowdy Reptiles 4 years in a row. Lost in the National Championship in College. In the NFL, his Colts dominate the regular season, but come January and playoff time, they lose. Even the refs try to help the poor guy out, but Peyton seems to ruin it. Manning is Tom Brady's bitch, Brady owns Peyton. We will see this January if anything has changed.
Peyton Manning(TENN QB)- Hey, I am Peyton Manning. Do you think I am a good quarterback?
Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.
Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.
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Also known as Bradley Manning, formerly a United States soldier who was sent to prison for 35 years for the largest leaking of government documents. She was recently diagnosed with Gender Dysphoria causing her to transition into a woman as soon as possible.
Also known as Bradley Manning, formerly a United States soldier who was sent to prison for 35 years for the largest leaking of government documents. She was recently diagnosed with Gender Dysphoria causing her to transition into a woman as soon as possible.
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Get the Chelsea Manning mug.The irrational worship of an NFL player named Manning. Where if Manning did not exist there would be zero allegiance to anything football. If one names their child Peyton after this undeserving object of praise it should be followed by immediate therapy and, if proven ineffective, incarceration.
John: The Indiana Colts are going to beat the hell out of the Jets.
Lindsay: It's Indianapolis Colts and aren't you from Chattanooga, TN.
John: Yeah, what of it. I gotta go pick up Peytonette from school, bye.
Lindsay: John, you should ask your doctor about Manningism. You're a friend of mine and I'm beginning to worry about you, your wife, and little Peytonette.
Lindsay: It's Indianapolis Colts and aren't you from Chattanooga, TN.
John: Yeah, what of it. I gotta go pick up Peytonette from school, bye.
Lindsay: John, you should ask your doctor about Manningism. You're a friend of mine and I'm beginning to worry about you, your wife, and little Peytonette.
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Get the Manningism mug.Not to be confused with meningitis, maningitis is a serious illness caused by inhaling excessive smoke and pollen.
Symptoms include swollen eyes, itchy throat, and an all around manly sound in normally girlish voices.
Symptoms include swollen eyes, itchy throat, and an all around manly sound in normally girlish voices.
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