white friend makeup too dark

It is defined as an extremely WHITE wigger girl whom a group of black people have befriended. One such as her believes she can pull off the slutty-black smokey eye look...minus the slutty....

White friend makeup too dark *turn up*

by Gem Dragon Illuminated October 2, 2014

makeupalley cafe' board

A subdivision of the internet site Makeupalley. The cafe' message board is the place where all of the fat, middle-aged, cat-loving (yeah, don't make a joke about cats, you'll be attacked for ages) who are members on Makeupalley decide to spend all day and all night creating drama, throwing a bitchfest, and picking apart every message posted to find some way to start a problem. They're constantly talking bad about celebrities and pretty people (out of jealousy and to make themselves feel better because we all know they're all ugly and fat) and they all like to divulge every personal aspect of their lives (how all of their husbands cheat on them, how they're drunk every night, etc). They get cheated on because they spend too much time online and are too dramatic. Most of them have no job or the job that they have is entry level, yet they can afford expensive things because they drive a 1990 camry and live in a cockroach infested hole in the wall. The favorite topics for the women on the cafe' board are usually: sex, bashing of celebrities, anorexia (everyone is anorexic in their eyes), declawing, pregnancy, marriage, and pretty much anything that can be turned into a dramafest.

"I go on the Makeupalley cafe' board for my daily dose of drama."
"Ok honey, go cheat on me again, I'll be on the makeupalley cafe' board getting fatter and wasting time with a bunch if middle-aged crazy women."
"Let me go make myself feel better by talking on the makeupalley Cafe' board about how anorexic or ugly all the celbrities look"

by Ihatedrama July 28, 2006

Makeup shaming

When you shame someone for the amound of makeup they wear

Boy: tone down the makeup a bit, you're pretty without it
Girl: i just love makeup, your makeup shaming me

by Uh idk my name March 26, 2017

No Makeup March

A time period between the first and last day of the third month in the year where a person chooses to not wear makeup. Also used as an insult to explain one's ugliness.

Typical Ashley: Yeah, that girl over there is soooo disgusting. Must be one of those no makeup March hoes.

by StereotypicalUrbanDictionaryHo February 22, 2019

paris hilton without makeup

Paris Hilton without Makeup is the grossest thing ever.

Did you see that picture of Paris Hilton without Makeup? I almost threw up.

by Kschenke July 29, 2008

Makeup sex

When you have sex to make up for something.

Lucy and Dre know they both did something that clearly wasn't beneficial, though not too harmful for them, so they decided to have makeup sex.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 1, 2022

no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days

those block days in school when all of your easy classes are for some reason all together. Aka chill days. May also apply when you are sick.

p1: you look comfy today
p2: hell yeah! I got all my easy classes today
p1: so its one of those no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days?
p2: yes

by eliseschmnise September 3, 2010