Texas Majority

When someone is wrong, but so are the majority of people there. This causes the person who is right to be verbally attacked.

John: How was your night yesterday.
Jill: Terrible. I was in a Texas Majority of people who thought that a car could explode if you shot the gas tank
John: But it will explode
Everyone else: Yeah it will

by AlwaysWrong June 19, 2019

film major

A person who doesn't value time or money.

Steven: Oh did you hear Sophie is a film major?

Quan: Yeah, her roommate and her tinder boy are constantly making fun of her.

by Finesse Master Dan October 1, 2019

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

major award

A lamp in the shape of a leg.

Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.

The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!

by camrylong November 26, 2017

Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up

Bella has a major donkey

by goth coot September 24, 2020

bumsauce major

Means major bummer. Something you say when an unfortunate or untimely event occurs.

"Dude, I can't go to the bro sesh today."
"Oh, bumsauce major, man."

by ldawg2damax September 15, 2011

major slay

when you're slaying so hard it goes up to a level of major slay.

"i heard she slept with his dad to get back at him"
"omg major slay"

by vivho July 13, 2022