marijuana

it isn't anything tangilbe, it's a way of life. Someone who thinks and talks about it all the time, isn't really a stoner. A stoner is someone who lives the marijuana way of life.

I'll get up around noon, smoke a bowl of marijuana, watch some cartoons, eat breakfast, if I feel like it, i'll excercise. After that, I'll smoke again, then see what my friends are doing.

by kindbud County Sherrif January 2, 2004

marijuana

something that should be legal.

ITS WEED BITCH!

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words????????? what the eff?

by Stephanie Soquet February 24, 2005

The Magician

The derogatory act of having "doggie style" intercourse with a girl (or boy), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

by zeroe October 5, 2006

MARIJUANA!!

dude...smoke it!!!!!...its the best shit...mother fucker!!!!
wow!!! its great!!!!
smoke that shit. thank you God for this plant.....

Wanna smoke some MARIJUANA!!

by redondo beach bitch! January 21, 2007

marijuana iguana

A marijuana iguana is when your lizard is puffin on that hard ass kronic hoe.

Man yo iguana has some serious red eyes can i eat him?

by Steve October 29, 2004

marijuana addiction

The condition of being addicted to marijuana; found only in unicorns, winged frogs, and other figments of an overactive imagination.

Tom: My buddy Apollo has such a raging marijuana addiction, he can barely keep his job.
Sarah: Oh? What does he do?
Tom: He drives the magical flaming chariot that carries the sun across the sky every day, duh.

by leppa polkky May 4, 2011

marijuana

the most amazing thing in the world. my new best friend :)

I smoked some marijuana and then continued on with the BEST night of my life.

by Sara <3 December 14, 2008