groin maggots

Anything in or around the groin that moves independent of the bearer, male or female.

Cindi: The bitch took her her panties off and threw them on the floor and the fuckers started to move!

Monica: groin maggots

by Drexel P Cat August 22, 2011

Maggot Pie

When a group of maggots form in one spot or pile altogether.

They found the body castrated, their penis is a maggot pie now.

by Coist Munt January 6, 2023

A Maggot dick

A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.

“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”

by Booland March 17, 2019

maggot story

a blog post from bluefly girl, an amazing piece modern writing, amazing in guiding people through their lifes problems

man, you should totally read maggot story, it completely changed my life

by yuunki June 1, 2021

Maggot Thatcher

Nickname for Margret Thatcher

Maggot Thatcher feeding off the rotten flesh of society

by Headcharge April 30, 2022

maggot factory

a dead animal, usually a meat-bearing animal which is high on the food chain, which has lain on the ground long enough for the flies to plant their eggs.

I hit a deer on the way from work three days ago and killed it; if nobody picked it up, it's a big maggot factory by now.

by prairie_looner June 22, 2006

netflix maggot

words used to describe people who make creative phrases like "netflix and chill"

"So, bae. Wanna kick it with me tonight?"
"No, you're such Netflix Maggot."

by edgefighter September 12, 2016