madonna-whore complex

A condition where you uncontrollably make out with pop stars who are still in their prime while you are in fact, washed up.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Madonna claws

The gnarly, veiny, bony hands of a MILF which no amount of airbrushing, retouching or fillers can ever truly compensate for. Named after the famous singer and actress as hers are the most gratuitous example of the 'claw

Looking at Courney's face while she was whacking him off was OK, but when he saw her Madonna claws gripping the shaft and cupping the balls he got the douche chills like a mofo.

by BigDaddyCash August 12, 2011

madonna cagna

Usually used to say to a girl that she looks good (or sexy)

Oggi sei madonna cagna! <3 <3 <3

by Drink my sperm February 23, 2017

MadMoney

Big ark traders

Hey madMoney got a tuso
MadMoney: yessir

by Sfv dick bag February 17, 2020

madonnasaur

Madonnasaur is the portmanteau between the words "Madonna" and "Dinosaur". Madonna antis use it as a drag because of the fact that she is indeed old and had been in the game for many decades

"Have you listened to Madonnasaur's latest album?"
"No, she's a hasbeen"

by sfaransis March 4, 2022

black madonna

Overwhelming temptress.

Exceptionally Beautiful Dancer, Stripper, Go Go.

Far beyond the normal.

Referencing Mary Magdalene, Jesus' Temptation and love.

Mary Magdalene.

==
That I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time
For one chance, one kiss, one taste of you, my black Madonna
==

by Pharos December 23, 2009

madonna-whore complex

12 year old girls who aspire to be Madonna & Titney after seeing them swap saliva at the MTA VMA's, then borrow money from their rich non interested parents so they can buy whore outfits at the Gap and become the future skanks of America.

Madonna is a whore. See? Thats not so complex.

by oj the murderer September 14, 2003