Mental Masterbation

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.

"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc

by Marcus L January 1, 2008

Masturbation

One of the greatest joys in life. Discovered (hopefully) when you go through puberty.

Andrew Dice Clay: Masturbation is king. Oh yeah, you know it, I know it so who are we bullshittin'?

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Masterbation Station

An area - usually your room - where you go to watch porn or just to beat your meat over someone

Rob spends all his time in his masterbation station watchin' animal porn

by Sir Marc Wilcox February 16, 2009

Masturbation

The Sole Purpose Of Myspace Pictures

I pulled up Jennies myspace and worked on my masturbation

by calikid December 14, 2008

masturbation for girls

the way a girl can stimulate your body

so ive taught myself something over the year and a half ive been masturbating. a good way to do this is fill a water bottle up all the way, put the lid on then poke a hole in the top. strip down and place the water bottles top or you vigina. move the water bottle up and down and the water will stimulate you.

another good trick ive learned is taking an old teddy bear that has a hard nose, and push that up against your vigina. one more good thing is taking the shower head (must be one you can take off the wall) turn the water on, and move up and down.
all of these tricks should send AMAZING vibes to your body

so good luck with these tricks for masturbation for girls.

by beachgirl June 16, 2009

dry masturbation

Masturbating without any porn whatsoever.

"Dude...dry masturbation is hard as hell!!"

by c0ckzilla October 22, 2008

Ego Masturbation

To not only stroke your own ego, but to do so vigorously.

Newb RE 5 game: " Oooo! A TRIcell computer! I wonder whats on it..."
Pro RE 5 player: "Oh that? Nothing but Wesker's Ego Masturbation."

by Werebereus June 28, 2011