Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 12, 2022
A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...
''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...
by bluemnmz3 April 06, 2014
by Kunttray April 21, 2005
My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.
by JJhung October 19, 2009
A person usually from the yorkshire area, drinks bitter, shits themselves after to many bitters, likes egg chasing, and shags cats
Sulky is a northern muppet
by Goldenhill July 27, 2004
1. Someone or something destined to be in control of someone or something that has perceived itself to be of a higher stature.
2. To be beat about the temples thoroughly without provocation or desire for such activity
2. To be beat about the temples thoroughly without provocation or desire for such activity
That skeezer there aint nothing but a lust muppet baby.
After mom seen my report card she introduced me to a severe case of Lust Muppet
After mom seen my report card she introduced me to a severe case of Lust Muppet
by clichedguy February 05, 2006
The all too popular white girl smile in which a person smiles by simply opening their mouth, and ends up resembling a muppet.
by Maccyd September 23, 2015