French montana

Doing a line of cocaine off of a woman's unshaven armpit

Her cooter was so funky I decided to do a French Montana off her instead.

by French Montana fan February 27, 2014

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Montana Mouthful

When a boy or a girl gets cock and balls slammed into his or her mouth.

"Dude, my girlfriend and I were messing around last night and i gave her a Montana mouthful."
"Ew, i don't need to know about that."
"...I'll give u one."

by Kobe Whitlock May 26, 2009

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Montana Ten

A girl in Montana that is a Ten, is a 7 everywhere else. So she's bangable, but not the most attractive girl. But still the most attractive girl from Montana you will find is a Montana Ten.

Was she hot?
She was a Montana Ten.
Well I guess you could still go for her.
I will but I am not going to Montana State next year.

by SaltyTine April 5, 2015

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Vagana Montana

When your vagina lives a double life.

Best of Both Worlds (as sung by Vagana Montana)

"You get the best of both worlds - chillin' out, take it slow, then you rock out the show."

by Wafflebender May 20, 2015

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Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?

The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds

Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'

James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'

Dann: ' Seconded.'

Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'

James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'

Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'

Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'

by Jackson Pollak August 2, 2019

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