French montana

Doing a line of cocaine off of a woman's unshaven armpit

Her cooter was so funky I decided to do a French Montana off her instead.

by French Montana fan February 22, 2014

Montana Mouthful

When a boy or a girl gets cock and balls slammed into his or her mouth.

"Dude, my girlfriend and I were messing around last night and i gave her a Montana mouthful."
"Ew, i don't need to know about that."
"...I'll give u one."

by Kobe Whitlock May 26, 2009

Montana Ten

A girl in Montana that is a Ten, is a 7 everywhere else. So she's bangable, but not the most attractive girl. But still the most attractive girl from Montana you will find is a Montana Ten.

Was she hot?
She was a Montana Ten.
Well I guess you could still go for her.
I will but I am not going to Montana State next year.

by SaltyTine April 05, 2015

montana jordan

An absolute legend with a sexy af accent and great hair he also has impeccable muscles and incredible style

I wish my hair was as good as montana jordan’s

montana sure does have a sexy accent

by Salesmanwhatugonnasell December 26, 2021

Montana Triple

Verb. To piss, shit, and puke simultaneously.
Noun. The act of performing the Montana Triple or the results of a Montana Triple.

Verb: "Stand back. I'm about to Montana Triple."
Noun: "I found a Montana Triple in the bathtub."

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

Montana Footlong

A hastily given blowjob behind a subway

Witnessing a Montana footlong makes you wanna bleach your eyes

by BruhsandBruhdettes March 01, 2020

Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra

Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.

by MemesAreCancer May 19, 2020