Mick

A sleezy, exotic, parasite that goes out of his way to make females of all ages uncomfortable and leeches off other members of his tribe. Often targets his best mates girlfriends and can adapt to his environment like a chameleon by changing his voice.

Person 1: Imagine being Mick
Person 2: Yuck

by DrFakeChow December 5, 2021

A Camel named Mick

A camel toe (preferably in leggings) which is displaying spectacularly puffy labia.

"Bloody hell mate, look, it's a camel named Mick." As the girl walked past in the gym.

by Monkie72 June 13, 2022

Mick

A drunken potato eating Irish bastard.

Look at that fuckin Mick over there.

by snigger4342342 October 27, 2025

a Mick

A lone, sketchy Australian male who drives an old ute around remote regions of the Australian outback, has a gun, carries a big knife and aims to steal all your shit, rape, torture and/or kill you and/or any of your fellow travellers. Analogous to deranged psychopathic xenophobic killer, Mick Taylor, depicted in the Movie Wolf Creek. Mick was, in turn, based on real life killers Bradley Murdoch, Ivan Milat and other, as yet unapprehended killers, still roaming the outback.

Jurgen (Swedish backpacker): Look, Inga, we are saved! That man in the truck is slowing down to help us fix our broken down Kombi.
Davo (Aussie hitchhiker): Nah fuck that mate, it’s a Mick! Run like fuck and hide while he steals all your shit. If you’re lucky he won’t bother hunting us all down so he can eat our eyeballs.

by Loxastic April 25, 2020

Mick

Me. I’m mick. The very embodiment, and it’s me name.

Hey Mickey, ya mick Irish cunt.

by Swamy swimwamlitts June 22, 2019

Mick

If you know a "Mick", you are literally the most lucky person alive. he is one of the hottest, best looking, smartest and most popular guys out there. micks are the best soccer players, are best with girls, are loyal and very self-confident. you must not confuse this self-confidence with arrogance. Micks are self-absorbed, but would give everything for their environment to be well.

Keep a Mick for life.

Mick is the most handsome boy I know

by LovelyEvy November 22, 2021

Mick

If there was one word to describe a Mick its PASSION. A Mick is considered a sapiosexual, He is ttracted to brains and beauty because he need some to match his wit and intelligence, and handsomeness. When a Mick walks into a room, all of the attention is on him. A Mick is one of the kindest people you will meet and likes long walks on the beach.

I have a mick and I never want to let him go

by Kiss_the_Sky February 15, 2019