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mia

the biggest bitch ass slut on the earth watch out she might eat you because shes a fat ass who's breath stinks
Situation 1:
Person 1: Ah I was so hungry I can't believe I ate that all
Person 2: Your breath stinks too! Gosh you are such a Mia!

Situation 2:
Person 1: Did you hear that Bobby Cheated on Rachel with her best friend Mia?
Person 2: Who HASN'T cheated on their girlfriend with Mia?
by Jamyjams January 29, 2009
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Mia

Mia is the girl of your dreams. Tall brown haired girl with beautiful curves. She's a great listener and one of the most lovely people to be around. She's the one you look for in a crowd. When you meet her it's gonna feel like heaven, but when she leaves it will be hell. You're gonna feel lost without her because she changed you in one of the best ways you could ever change. She inspired you. She taught you how to take chances and love yourself. She made you dance in the rain and made you smile on the darkest of days. She could be a poet, but it's easier to make her into a poem. You can't keep a Mia forever, but the memories will always be there and those should be cherished. You should be thankful for every moment you get with that girl because she'll make you a better person. Take care of her. She's lovely.
"Have you met Mia?"
-"Yeah and I'm beyond thankful. It's been a blessing"
by Deaa1015 April 2, 2017
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Mia

Mia is usually someone that doesn't know that they're pretty even though they totally are! Boys don't tend to go near them because they are too scared to see her reaction, seen as she likes to keep herself to herself and they are afraid of getting judged even though she'd love nothing more than a boy in her life. A Mia will also often have many issues going on in her life but is determined to keep them to herself, even though her closest friends can see when she's hurting. When she has a boyfriend its usually magical until he hurts or abandons her which sets her back. They're also highly intelligent but just don't know how to portray it in an effective way, which knocks her confidence. Usually, Mias are 100% honest and are certainly not afraid to speak the truth and confront their enemies which can put people off because they haven't seen such strong people like that before. They also have hardly any body confidence, even though they totally should!
person 1: is that mia?
person2: yeah, go speak to her
person 1: no, what if she thinks I'm weird
person 3: just go speak to her, she needs someone to build her self esteem!
by haha anonymous user February 9, 2019
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Mia

Mia is a very chill but mean girl. She tends to bully people that she meets. Can be very violent for no reason. Very clumsy. Can be very attitudinal.
Hunter: did you hear about Mia almost falling out of the window? That clumsy girl is funny asf😂.
by hxnnbxnn June 9, 2019
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Mia

Mia will be the sweetest, smartest, funniest girl you will ever meet. She will be such a cute and positive girl on the outside but on the inside is family problems or any other sort of personal problems. She loves laughing and is always lovable! ❤️ She makes a good bestfriend and an epic love partner. Whenever you are sad she will cheer you up, whenever you are mad she will find out why and try to help. If people are making fun of you she isn’t afraid to fight back to defend you! Overall Mia’s are just such beautiful and sweet girls that will cheer you up. ( love you mia’s 🥰💕
Boy one: Is that Mia-
Boy two: Yeah everyone loves her she’s so positive and happy-
by Xeld_a February 9, 2021
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mia

the most crustiest girl ever
sam: that mia looks crusty
olivia: i know right
by josdrjgdsg February 19, 2019
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Mia

A very very short person who looks and acts like Pam from the office. She isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but sometimes she can get it done. She thinks shes nice with her scrunchies and oversized t-shirts, and hydro flask. She also thinks her Tik Toks are cool, but she's jealous of how cool and smart Alessandro is. She thinks baseball is an actual sport but it's for pussys.
Wow, shes acting like a Mia.
by The Office is cool September 26, 2019
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