mechanical dandruff

Slang for The Crabs

Funny and non sexually explicit way to say Crabs.

Look at that dude digging his crotch! bet he's got mechanical dandruff!

by Richmeister September 4, 2014

mechael

Mechael is a unique type of guy he doesn't want much but at the same time he does. He can be very brave and he's handsome but he doesn't take compliments because of something that's holding him back. He aches to be a better person and he's always pushing himself but he never thinks he deserves anything. Mechael is a hilarious person who will make you laugh. Sometimes he can be very cocky but in a good way.

Wow he is handsome and hilarious must be a Mechael

by Therealdeal1199 November 3, 2019

Mechanic Jeff

An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.

"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."

by Humkay April 2, 2021

Mechoka

The graceful sigma male, considered a god amongst some and a mighty bear by others.

I wish to be a signma male like mechoka

by Demonica-Chan October 17, 2021

Mechanical hands

A weird name for the concept of time. Created by the band "Tally Hall" and appeared on the song "Ruler of Everything"

"You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything"

by Hagoalgunosdibujos July 8, 2023

barai mecha

1. The act of touching your penis.
2. Fuck off!
3. Go and find something to do.

- You look stupid to me... a lot!
- OK, barai mecha then!

by Ringlas June 20, 2008

Banteristic Mechanisms

Offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.

nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv

by BantaClausOfLondon June 2, 2015