masterbatoraid

the master of bater aid

when someone type it on your fucking computer and gets you moved to a different seat.......FUCK!!!!!! robby why are you soooooo damn funny

by Dan stizzle September 18, 2003

masturbatorian

A person who is obsessed with watching and fantasizing about people masturbating.

BRO! Why do you always ask me if i'm jacking off? You must be a total masturbatorian.

by meat/beat August 18, 2010

masturbator in chief

When a sitting president ignores or feebly responds to a natural disaster.

George W. Bush was a masturbator in chief when Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans.

by Ross_Krotemn April 27, 2014

Chronic masturbator

Someone with the urge to constantly touch themselves in unknown places. Particularly when they have a vajay jay like chewbacca.

Jess: ew rach stop doing that, chewbacca has been fed.

Rach: he needs more. Always more. Anyway I have an excuse, i am a chronic masturbator don't you know!

by Chewbaccas hair May 8, 2016

Maskerbater

A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.

A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.

by Senor Bunluv August 19, 2020

Masturbatory break

When you take a break from whatever you're doing to masturbate, most often pausing whatever is being watched on Netflix (alternatively trying to squeeze in a session while the video is buffering).

I was watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix and i managed to catch a masturbatory break because my WiFi sucks.

by Toblucz December 5, 2016

masturbatory cloaking device

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places

did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?

by Lildeb830 January 27, 2018