A city where famous people move into, poor people beg for money and where a small shack will cost $100,000
by Blu • Berry • Boi July 22, 2019
by user8613068003203 July 24, 2023
by DickSnatcher February 29, 2020
If you want to live here, you will not survive without a car. The city is so big and spread out that trying to walk somewhere is like trying to climb Mount Everest without clothes. Also is known for having some of the worst traffic and freeway systems in the country.
Guy 1: "It took me 4 hours to drive 20 miles in Los Angeles, what a terrible city!"
Guy 2: "At least it is not NYC"
Guy 2: "At least it is not NYC"
by Ventura County Resident January 25, 2022
Captain Schwanz was about to get laid, but first the Los Angeles Beef had to get hard and well done. Hard & well done means we're prepped for action.
by X7MCB December 11, 2021
New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.
L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
by Boxcar Bob February 17, 2014