Lombardy Slap

When a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his dick. Some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the "Slap". Founded by the grand daddy of them all, Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy (Also known for his work on TV's 24).

Person 1: "Damn, i feel so sorry for her. She will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that Lombardy Slap."

Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"

by Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy September 9, 2008

Lome

The head rush you get in hailing a high percentage nicotine device; surin, fit, drop, air, etc...

Hey bitch can I catch a lome from you

by Dubbiemcbingwater October 8, 2018

lomax

A prank of the most extraordinary kind executed by a guy named Bill Lomax.

Who took the wheel off my chair?! Oh no! I've been Lomaxed!

by Lomax Victim January 18, 2005

Lombardi Slap

The act of hitting sombody in the face with a flaccid penis.

Jon was lombardi slapped by a jiggly elephant penis and it created a welt across his face.

by dickmonster69 August 29, 2011

LOMF

Live on my face.

That girl is so hot, I just want her to LOMF.

by Snaplatts November 4, 2017

LOMA

low maintenance, especially with regards to relationships

You don't have to worry about calling me everyday, I am pretty LOMA.

by kattsta July 28, 2015

Lomax

A REALLY big, hard, possibly bum-tearing poop. The kind where you have more blood than poop on the tp for the first wipes.

A huge shit in both girth and length.

If you're not sure whether its a Lomax then ask yourself:

Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax

Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax

Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax

Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax

by spronez April 4, 2011