lipstick

what chicks eat

I eat lipstick

by Chicks_Eat_Lipstick August 23, 2019

lipshitz

what you call some asshead's inability to shut the hell up...you know, when someone lets a lot of crap come out of his mouth...

Kid #1: Once, when I was little, I fell off of a tree, I broke my leg and had a cast on it forever, and my sister was really mean to me when I was little. That's probably why I don't trust women, but that's too much information. You probably don't really want to hear about it. Well, I suppose you don't mind. You're a really good listener. I've never met anyone like you.
Kid #2: SHUT UP. What, did you test positive for Lipshitz??

by ThisBirdHasFlown April 13, 2005

gas lipstick

a babe that can't pronounce whopper

hey, you're as hot as gas lipstick, dude

by popps June 4, 2005

putting lipstick on a pig

Political Speak for labeling your campaign with words that dont represent what it stands for.

"Yo, John McCain's putting lipstick on a pig when he calls the same failed Bush policies of the last eight years Change"

by Vinfiz October 27, 2008

Lipshin

A sexy-ass mother fucker who beats child predators with sling shots and rocks.

Yo nigga, don't mess with that lipshin, he'll beat yo ass with a rock.

by ryanlipsmadethisformyspace July 4, 2009

Louisville Lipstick

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.

If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

lipkin

A woman receiving oral sex while taking a shit, often requiring a special toilet. The opposite of a blumpkin.

Thinking it would pay dividends in the future, Joey gave Laura a lipkin before going out to the party.

by Johnny Johnson Jones June 15, 2009