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limp bizkit

Pussy ass faggots who get their asses kicked by Creed.
Fred Durst: Scott Stapp you pussy-ass bitch!!! Come and Get Some of the Starfish!!
Scott Stapp: Well, if your so tough how's about a boxing match?
Fred Durst (shits in pants): Well sir, we all mature adults and errm, umm we all can get along right, I errm, I errm mean that I've got a bigger umm thing to deal with at umm a Boxing, I mean we all are friends, right?
by Jasonrulesall April 4, 2005
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limp bizkit

a good band that everyone hates cause they compare them to metallica which is pretty gay.
Hey these fags think there cool cuz they're making fun of limp bizkit, but they're not. Fags
by Timmmy January 3, 2004
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limp bizket

a band that sucks and there name means limp dick
this band is a limp bizket
by hellzo March 16, 2005
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Limp-Dick

A word used to describe a very lazy person or a slacker; someone who just stands around, not doing what they're supposed to, like a limp dick
Not only is this an example, this is how the word originated

(Trevor throws a terrible pass)
Coach: "Trevor! What the hell are you doing! Standin round there lookin like a limp-dick!
by CJ45 February 20, 2009
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Limp Bizkit

It is when you are farting then you can get it to come out then you push really hard and you accidently shit your pants.
dude i pulled a limp bizkit yesterday!
by Justin Long November 13, 2004
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Limp Shitskit

Slang for people who dislike Limp Bizkit.
Ando: Did you see Limp Bizkit at the Download festival?

Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit

Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.

Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?

Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.

Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.

Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa
by Johno47 January 12, 2009
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Limp Dick

The inability to please women due to having a small or limp cock. Being put on blast for public humiliation after not being able to please a woman.
Synonyms Chad Neal, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagon ...
Chad Neal has a small limp dick; just ask Amy and Tracie.
by Nino8four February 3, 2010
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