Elbow Licker

One mentally devoid of any logical thinking.

(Look at yourself in the mirror while trying to lick your own elbow)
Person A: Man that guy was such a retard...
Person B: Yeah, He's a bit of an Elbow Licker.
by Skirtchaser November 10, 2007
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Arse licker

One who engages the practice of licking someone else's arse.
Jack is an arse licker, because he licks peoples arses.
by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties August 12, 2009
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Wood-licker

Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.
Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.
by Latisha Mags November 27, 2011
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Floor licker

One who is of an outcast of the social world; who with no friends.
by wakytaco12 May 17, 2016
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Grom Licker

A girl, or boy... Most of the time female, that gets around with all the local groms. relevant to "Snicker Licker."
Grom 1: Man, that chick is smokin'...

Grom 2: No way, dude! I see her giving BJ's at the Locs wall all the time... She's a Grom Licker
by gromlicker November 24, 2011
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armpit licker

A person who loves licking armpits on a daily basis
Wow! Would you look at Shannon locking them armpits, she must be a really armpit licker
by Wobbleslob July 31, 2016
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