The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
by YAWA July 22, 2020
Get the Licking the Alphabetmug. A Canadian form of oral sex where maple syrup is placed on both sets of male and female parts before having a 69.
by SpicyDangles January 30, 2015
Get the Maple lickmug. A person willing to slime their way to the top. Someone who may act differently in order to gain favouritism to benefit themselves. Often found with traces of excrement around their nose or mouth.
by Postal worker February 9, 2018
Get the Massive Lickmug. The use of a microwave-warmed snickers bar/s that is inserted into ones anal rectum with the intention of their partner to lick it out for pleasure.
by Friday night snickster July 18, 2018
Get the Snick-lickmug. by Black Konda January 17, 2022
Get the Cerberus Lickmug. by chiefsosaboy December 31, 2019
Get the Hit Licksmug. Much like a salt lick, it is the act of a girl(preferably acting as though she is a deer, not completely necessary though) licking your penis like a salt lick. aka a BJ. With less blowing, and more licking.
Bro 1: Yeah dude, this chick was all over my dick. She performed a professional penis lick! She was just licking it... It was weird.
Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
by catsRlife July 4, 2009
Get the penis lickmug.