laying a turnip

When one is in a state in wich he creates a large anal excroitation which takes the shape of a vegatable often known as the turnip,

there seems to be a vegatable spraying/oosing out of my anus, i seem to be LAYING A TURNIP

by david somerville June 20, 2007

laying

Going on a hump spree.

"I been laying in this bed all night long." - Miley Cyrus

by LieMaker October 14, 2013

laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

who laid pipe last night? i laid pipe last night

by mikesull November 6, 2002

Ape laying down on its side

A mathematic term invented in the early part of 2000 used by young aspiring mathematicians to describe the term infinity.

Another way to express the term infinite is, Ape laying down on its side.

by kingsaitothegreat April 18, 2010

Retard laying movement

A movement that seeks to get retarded people layed or in other words to have sex because no one else will do it and they deserve sex like other people do.

He's in the retard laying movement.

by The Fury 13 February 19, 2011

laying chili

To be relaxing and hanging out in a cool fashion. To be chilled. To chill.

Jeff says, "Hey sis, how you doin'?"
Sis says, "Laying chili, how bout you?"

by stina April 26, 2003

laying frame

To have hardcore sex until the bed suddenly breaks and the frame of it is laying on the floor.

Pat and Sue were going at it at a very rapid pace, until the bed broke that is. They were "laying frame" then.

by frame layer December 30, 2011