lawn gnome 

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.

My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.

lawn gnome by Smith November 20, 2003

lawn hummus 

Sloppy dog shit left on the lawn that appears to look like hummus.

Get the crackers out the dog has left some lawn hummus for us!

lawn hummus by Rusty trombone player January 30, 2015

lawn party

When a bunch of landscapers are working on a lawn and their vehicles are parked along outside the road.

dude 1, "check out the Mexican invasion"

dude 2, "yea dude, total lawn party"

lawn party by yipyip123 June 11, 2008

Lawn Job 

Dragging a person out of their house and beating their ass in the front yard.

Joe's mother screamed in horror as Rick lawn jobbed him out front.

Got to do a lawn job on a couple pussies in Flint.

Lawn Job by Gspot Gigilo July 6, 2009

Lawn Chair 

The lawn chair is sexual act where you stack hoes up on top of each other with different holes exposed for your pleasuring. You can go up and down back and forth to your favorite hole.

Man I lawn chaired the shit outta all these bitches last night!!!!

Tate: Yo man what'd you do last night?
Keith G: Oh you know.... just lawn chaired a bunch of bitches. What about you?

Lawn Chair by Phil Flannigan August 15, 2018

lawn bowls 

a batty boy who reeks like shit

Lawn bowls, u stink!!

lawn bowls by ur momma September 17, 2006

lawn dart 

If you came here looking for the definition for F-16, you need to be shot. :-@

Teh F-16 shall pwn j00; it is not a lawn dart ANYMORE!!! HAHAHAA!

lawn dart by Falcon Mc. April 8, 2004