1) An extremely boring, crap town in Bergen County in northern New Jersey where the coolest place to hang out is a Dunkin Donuts.
2) A town where less than fifteen people know how to have a decent, mind-stimulating conversation.
3) What you can use to call any place of complete misery.
2) A town where less than fifteen people know how to have a decent, mind-stimulating conversation.
3) What you can use to call any place of complete misery.
"So what should we do in Fair Lawn today guys? I say we pick one of the seven Dunkin Donutses to go to and smoke a cigarette!"
"Dude, I was at Mike's party yesterday, and it was fucking Fair Lawn."
"Dude, I was at Mike's party yesterday, and it was fucking Fair Lawn."
by KtKrimz July 1, 2008
Get the Fair Lawnmug. by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018
Get the Lawn Mowermug. "Yo nigga! Let's blaze us a fatty on lunch break!"
"I can't, J-Rod decided to mow the lawn last night!"
"I can't, J-Rod decided to mow the lawn last night!"
by DirtyXVegas December 18, 2008
Get the Mow the lawnmug. Person 1 - "Dude last night I went to this party in Forest Lawn"
Person 2 - "How many?"
Person 1 - "How many what?"
Person 2 - "How many casualties?"
Person 1 - "Oh.. 3, no biggie."
Person 2 - "How many?"
Person 1 - "How many what?"
Person 2 - "How many casualties?"
Person 1 - "Oh.. 3, no biggie."
by Wakka July 29, 2006
Get the Forest Lawnmug. by SkinnyJoe666 February 9, 2010
Get the Lawn Chairmug. A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL
It also cuts grass.
It also cuts grass.
Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.
by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019
Get the Lawn Mowermug. The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.
Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."
"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."
"Lawn service?"
"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."
"Lawn service?"
"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015
Get the lawn servicemug.