lapsack

Man's precious jewels

Man, when i was a kid and sat on Santa's lapsack, it always felt like he was sporting wood.

by roofdiddla July 19, 2011

Running Laps

Running laps is when you are sniffing drugs, and because you are hip you do them in circles instead of lines. all the kids are doing it these days....... and you are doing multiple circles....!

Man i Called in sick to work cause late last night we were running laps!

by wherehouse bay b April 21, 2011

lupus

new form of rock music that is a mix between '80's thrash a la slayer, grunge (eg- the jesus lizard, mudhoney), and real punk like Dead Kennedys and Misfits

have you heard about that new lupus band that's playing tonight?

by Nich Schwartz March 17, 2004

lupus bug

When you are diagnosed with lupus, your friend wraps themself around you to comfort and shield you from the horrible disease that has invaded your body!

I would be really upset about my lupus, but my lupus bug keeps me happy!!

by Loralye November 27, 2007

Swim Laps

Slang / sexual inuendo for fellatio, either simultaniously or alternating amongst 2 or more people.

"Hey, you want to go swim some laps? ;) "

"M4M looking for a partner to swim laps with at local pool"

by T.Duckenson December 6, 2011

the laps

lesbian anal poop sex

quaids got the laps

by asdf December 5, 2003

Laps

When you laugh so hard, sometimes people say "OMG I"M PEEING." Imaginatively speaking, you pee so much that you are now swimming laps in your piss. Laps is used when something is beyond funny and u can't stop laughing. It could be a substitute for LMAO.

"That girl looks like such a whale!"
"hahahahahahahh laps!"

by fortleee February 24, 2010