Laying Bacon

Sleeping with a cop

I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest

by Crumstealer September 18, 2025

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Laying Down the Mack

To successfully flirt with a member of the opposite sex

Last night with Stacy I was laying down the mack.

by Gooch Eater 27 October 4, 2025

egg-laying

abortive; unsuccessful.

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.

by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011

down laying

A queen laying down sarcastically

Down laying- a Bitch with a attitude who thinks she's a queen laying down

by Your daughters nigger May 24, 2016

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

Snake laying

When a person assumes the squatting position then walks like a duck while taking a shit.

Tom was snake laying in the field because he didn’t have a restroom to use.

by MortySmith0316 June 4, 2025