Popping Lube

Masturbating with massive amounts of lubricants so that when you arrive you cant tell the difference between your jizz and the lube.

1."Dude I just popped lube like its my day job"

2."Bro I popped lube and had my sister clean it up... Told her i just spilled lotion... Ha"

3."Popping lube is the best thing since sliced bread"

by LubeBoy6969 July 26, 2013

Gay Lube

A straight guy's worst fear, gay lube is IV methamphetamine when used with any other male. The sexual desire created by a slam of meth is so strong, and the stimulant effect so extreme, that when with another guy, any male will be on their knees sucking his dick. Women will no longer be interesting to the man after this because of liquid gay, or gay male semen.

Gay Man: "Want to try slamming some meth?"
Straight Man: "Sure, why not..?"
*straight guy injects*
Gay Man: "How do you feel?"
*straight guy doesn't respond because he is licking the gay man's anus*
Gay Man: "Ha... good!"
Newly Gay Man: "Your shit tastes like god!"
Gay Man: "I knew gay lube would work."

by FaqBasher January 15, 2022

peg lube

Grease to allow dry sometimes sticky "pegs" to ease into their respective owners holes.

Hey honey grab that Peg lube outta the drawer, so I can get it in easier.

by AwesomeSoft August 19, 2017

French lube

Cheese wiz or other liquidy cheese that can be used as a sexually lubricant.

Hey, I ran out of KY so I used some French lube instead.

by Da Curry Man November 1, 2017

Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.

Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.

by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012

Satan's lube

When you eat some flaming hot cheetos and use your spit as lube for vaginal or anal sex.

Dude I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and gave my wife the ol' Satan's lube last night.

by Cheetoeater666 June 9, 2018

lube rodeo

Is when a broke back cowboy brings the KY Jello to a party wearing only a cowboy hat and boots with spurs.

Whose comin in hot to the lube rodeo...this guy, that’s who!

by Sasha77 May 13, 2018