Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.

Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.

by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012

French lube

Cheese wiz or other liquidy cheese that can be used as a sexually lubricant.

Hey, I ran out of KY so I used some French lube instead.

by Da Curry Man November 1, 2017

Hemoglobin Lube

Using period blood as lube.

“I’ll fuck the shit outta that bloody cunt, I don’t give a fuck. Use some hemoglobin lube!” - Jayson

by BUTT0N July 14, 2019

auto-lube

The female version of pitching a tent.

Nudity is only an art form if you don’t auto-lube when you see it.

by Smol Wunder February 2, 2020

Gay Lube

A straight guy's worst fear, gay lube is IV methamphetamine when used with any other male. The sexual desire created by a slam of meth is so strong, and the stimulant effect so extreme, that when with another guy, any male will be on their knees sucking his dick. Women will no longer be interesting to the man after this because of liquid gay, or gay male semen.

Gay Man: "Want to try slamming some meth?"
Straight Man: "Sure, why not..?"
*straight guy injects*
Gay Man: "How do you feel?"
*straight guy doesn't respond because he is licking the gay man's anus*
Gay Man: "Ha... good!"
Newly Gay Man: "Your shit tastes like god!"
Gay Man: "I knew gay lube would work."

by FaqBasher January 15, 2022

peg lube

Grease to allow dry sometimes sticky "pegs" to ease into their respective owners holes.

Hey honey grab that Peg lube outta the drawer, so I can get it in easier.

by AwesomeSoft August 19, 2017

lube rodeo

Is when a broke back cowboy brings the KY Jello to a party wearing only a cowboy hat and boots with spurs.

Whose comin in hot to the lube rodeo...this guy, that’s who!

by Sasha77 May 13, 2018