slob lobster

a word used to describe portly baseball players
Ryan Zimmerman is a typical slob lobster
by tyler chapin May 23, 2008
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muddy lobster

Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.
Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster
by Muddy Lobster August 08, 2014
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foot lobster

When you and your friend play footsie at Red Lobster and the winner uses the lobster cracker on the loser's toes
Yo, I was eatin my crab and all of a sudden Jeremy played foot lobster with me! I gave him a thrashing after that.
by catsh8dogs January 04, 2017
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Lobster Lady

A woman with a huge ass. All the meat is in the tail. not meant to be a compliment.
The lobster lady at the buffet was epic. she shook the floor when she stept.
by CodyAAA May 21, 2014
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Lobster Shot

In the age old classic game of magnetic darts, joining of three darts magnetically and throwing, what resembles a lobster, at the board with the objective getting a bulls-eye. This generally takes place in the fifth, and final, round of a game. If a bulls-eye is achieved the thrower automatically wins the match regardless of score.
Dude, I was totally down 150 points but threw a lobster shot for the win.
by jjdart January 19, 2010
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snack lobstering

1. The actual act of snacking on lobster, i.e., consuming lobster as a snack.

2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.
1. I enjoyed a wonderful evening at a winery in Niagara, where snack-lobstering and tasting wonderful wines were the main event.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.
by Dr HYH July 08, 2010
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Lobster Load

When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.
Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!
by Filufiy June 18, 2019
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