The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
by YAWA July 23, 2020
The use of a microwave-warmed snickers bar/s that is inserted into ones anal rectum with the intention of their partner to lick it out for pleasure.
by Friday night snickster July 18, 2018
by Black Konda January 18, 2022
A person willing to slime their way to the top. Someone who may act differently in order to gain favouritism to benefit themselves. Often found with traces of excrement around their nose or mouth.
by Postal worker February 09, 2018
An act of over-zealous validation in recognition of an intellectual remark.
i.e. Nerd Flirt, Brain Sex
i.e. Nerd Flirt, Brain Sex
"Every time he posts that hyper-intellectual, indecipherable, ideological crap; the women pile on with their brain licking comments."
by SnarkyDoodle February 15, 2009
by chiefsosaboy January 01, 2020
Much like a salt lick, it is the act of a girl(preferably acting as though she is a deer, not completely necessary though) licking your penis like a salt lick. aka a BJ. With less blowing, and more licking.
Bro 1: Yeah dude, this chick was all over my dick. She performed a professional penis lick! She was just licking it... It was weird.
Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
by catsRlife July 05, 2009