pimple on the left

a tough guy insult, generally used when said tough is infuriated to a point where he begins to emit a series of unknown words

Your looking like the pimple on the left

by mightknight March 23, 2021

swipe left

(verb) to find unattractive : being unwilling to bang even as a random hook up

- Would you hit that?

- No way, I'd swipe left.

by I swiped right on your mom February 2, 2014

Leeford

a chef, doctor, policeman, handyman, personal trainer, weightlifter, basketball coach, farmer, racecar driver, pyschologist, scientist, sex therapist, archealogist, fisher, hunter, tennis coach, fashion stylist, parenting expert, singer of monster love ballads, owner of famous "fly-back", love guru, generally knows everything about everything!! Just ask him if you don't believe it.

How do grow peanuts? Ask Leeford -he knows!!

by Sexysteffie February 10, 2009

Left Lane Camper

Either a complete and self absorbed asshole, or an ignorant moron who thinks that all lanes on a freeway should be going the speed limit, either intentionally or unintentionally not realizing that there is a "passing" lane, a "cruising" lane, or depending on how many lanes there are, a "slow" or "truck" lane. The left lane camper normally drivers a P.O.S. car and is either bad at driving, or wants to piss off other drivers for absolutely no reason. Left lane campers who are the absolute worst are those who pace the speed of the car(s) to the right of them, preventing anyone from passing any other cars. Many left lane campers also speed up once they finally pass a car to their right, trying to stop the people behind them from passing them. They are truly the worst drivers and people on the road, and they should all not be able to drive.

Tim; Wow John, that asshole in that Camry is pacing that other car in the right lane
John: Yeah, they're being a left lane camper a-hole. Tim, call the police. It's illegal to cruise and pace other cars in the passing lane.
Tim: Roger that, John.

by ThatObservantOne1 March 6, 2018

Left Bench

An athlete that does not get playing time and when someone asks them what position they play they jokingly say "Left Bench" because left is a common position title.

"Yo Tom what position do you play?" " Oh I play 2nd string left bench."

by football scrub March 12, 2018

other left

Said when someone attempts to do something related to their right side when you have just told them to do it with their left side. Sometimes mildly condescneding.

"You've got some food on the left side of your face. No, your other left"

by cyphern September 24, 2006

The Left

a group of people who want to take away your penis

Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!

by anonym0u$e November 27, 2022