factually late

When the use of a 'fun fact' backfires, as the receiver of said fun fact considers the information to be common knowledge. A play on the phrase 'fashionably late.'

Girl: "My boyfriend always falls asleep after sex, it's so annoying!"
Girl 2: "You know, there's a chemical reaction in mens' brains that causes them to be sleepy after an orgasm? Fun fact!"
Girl: "...Yeah, you're factually late, I've heard that about a million times. It doesn't change that it's annoying."

by Not without dups August 16, 2010

late game

The act of getting a harnessed 0/0 Dart Monkey

lets go epic late game with the 0/0 darm monkey

by 0/0 dart monkey March 4, 2017

late for school

Dreaming

Certain to fail.

"See that perfect 10 across the bar right there? She's coming home with me tonight."
"Yeah, wake up, dude. You're late for school."

by Yapjaw May 29, 2016

die late

Another form of the term Dilate.

This is often used to disguise the word in a place where you would be banned for it or simply to be used in a way that goes over most heads.

(under a transgender individual's post)

"lol, die late"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022

late not latte

not latte

He's late not latte. Not latte.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Late Riser

Late Rise is someone who wakes up from bed really late
But mainly is someone who doesn’t get hard right away as the normal person should

“Brenna why is your bf such a late riser”
Mom:”Why are you being such a late riser this afternoon”

by Ohye1381 November 11, 2021

Late for a Meeting

Something you say when you don't want to stop to talk to that annoying person in the office who never stops talking about things you aren't interested in.

Joe: "Hey Marla, how are you this morning"?

Marla: "Great Joe! Sorry can't talk now..I'm Late for a Meeting".

by Britini girls January 23, 2013