late night

Late Night with Conan O'Brien. The best late night talk show, hosted by Conan O'Brien. Funnier than Jay Leno, much funnier than Letterman, and much much much funnier than Last Call with Carson Daly which is just a stupid show. The band is The Max Weinberg 7, which is better than Leno's Kevin Eubanks because Max actually plays real music and Kevin's too high all the time. But Kevin's funny though and you have to be high to laugh at Jay Leno's jokes as much as he does. The show starts at 12:37 AM.

Late Night is the best show on after 11:30 PM.

by The Huagmire August 28, 2005

Late for Dinner

Colloquial term describing one who is delayed, or late. Typically used in a military or espionage context.

"Agent X is late for dinner. Initiate command override and proceed with Plan B."

by LiquidNasty October 5, 2005

Late Model Mayhem

A group full of basic phesants who LS swap their cars and moonboost with aftermarket interals just to beat the superior modular motor that can be moonboostef while being stalk seelt. Creator of other definition likes it up the ass.

Ls swaps in Late Model Mayhem are owned by a bunc of toggafs who say a 20 is a 20.

by Delgado-225 July 12, 2018

Late to the party

A person with an intellect just a tad lower than the rest of his friends so that they all notice and sometimes feel awkward about it without this person ever noticing it. Not on the slightly retarded spectrum but juuuuust barely noticeable in a casual conversation.

- ''Hey have you ever met John?''
- ''Nope.''
- ''Funny guy you'll see!''
- ''What do you mean?''
- ''He's a little late to the party.''

by ashindig December 1, 2011

late shave

When a man is running unusually late in the morning and shaves only below his jaw line, thus giving the appearance that he is beginning to grow a beard when he actually is not.

Co-worker: "Mornin' Tim, say...are you starting a beard?"

Tim: "Naw, just a late shave."

by 3D July 20, 2008

late-night blogging

The best time of the day, where all the silent photobloggers come to life and make countless text posts about incredibly stupid but entertaining things.

Late-night blogging normally begins at around 9-10pm, and tends to end when the sun comes up and followers start logging on, expecting photos and not pointless text posts.

by hehehehahaoaoahaha July 28, 2011

late 2010s

Five years of absolute degeneracy. It ranges from late 2015 to late 2019, with 2017 being peak degeneracy. The focus of this half has primarily shifted to young millennials (born 1994-2000) and the shitty petty interests that surround them. Entertainment and mainstream media has dumbed down significantly at this point to incorporate the values and aphorisms of millennials, which includes stupid words like "woke", "vibing", "mood", "shook", "gucci" and an increasing use of "but" and "y'all" in sentences. Apparently, there is also some odd obsession with neon colors in this half decade.

"To combat the degenerate culture and values of the late 2010s, I have distanced myself from the mainstream media and only engage in what's best in my interests"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 3, 2021