Lamp Post 

Someone who is extremely tall, usually a boy.

Friend Josh: "Wow, you see that really tall boy over there?"
Friend Rose: "Yeah, that's Julian! He's such a lamp post."

Lamp Post by roseissocoolomg March 24, 2017

lamp fetish 

a fetish that fetishizes lamps and people that are sexually attracted to lamps have a lamp fetish

person a:“wowie lamps really turn me on”

person b: “hahaha nice pun”
person a: “no for real tho, i have a lamp fetish”

lamp fetish by cheesethicc July 18, 2018

Lamp post thursday 

when you get a really good idea.

hey guys its lamp post thursday!

Lamp post thursday by mjryan06 February 8, 2010

lamp lit 

When someone's words or actions prove to be false and they expose themselves to be a fake.

Her lamp lit when her story did not match up with what really happened.

lamp lit by majvend September 2, 2017

lamp her nose in 

To neck/ make out with some one so rough and hardcore that you bend or brake the other person's nose.

"Becky needs a nose job now because dave lamped that shit in!"

"Did you see them two? They were practically lamping their noses in!"

Lamp her nose in: "man it was crazy last night, I lamped her nose in."

lamp her nose in by JollyLamper December 8, 2017

Lamp Fucker 

Someone who has gone through sexual inter course with a lamp.

Miami is a well known lamp fucker. I hope the Lamp Police Department and Federal Lamp Protection Service don’t catch him.

Lamp Fucker by NFLC Random May 31, 2022

lamp zone 

The physical point where you are so low down in the friend zone that you are considered nothing but a laminate object, SO BASICALLY YOUR FUCKED MY FRIEND.

"oh Johnny you make such a great table for setting my coffee on!" lamp zone my freind

lamp zone by obamacare1111 December 9, 2013