A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
by Fact=Fact April 09, 2020
Someone who is very fucking thicc that i would instantly nut upon first entry, and would suck all my white seed out of me if his cheeks clinch on my dick.. He is really fucking dumb THICC
by Fieldy_Snutz69 October 22, 2018
Everyone loves Kevin , but is a player that will eventually break a girl/boy's heart. Besides their need for new love every other month a Kevin is very smart and kind, will stand for what they believes in, and is a great person to talk to when you need a friend by your side.
Person(1): Kevin is so cute and nice, he also likes me... what do I do?!
Person(2): Ugh, true, but don't date him! He is a huge player!
Person(2): Ugh, true, but don't date him! He is a huge player!
by Killbill345 November 26, 2016
this man is amazing he will literally wear a bikini and go out in public singing"i"m a barbie girl" and he is so funny and reliable and he is very compatible with Ivny's
by hxzuybdz August 27, 2018
by N_O_TAlex January 01, 2018
A dry person who has no emotions laughs like a cardboard box and has a beer belly. His voice puts you to sleep and he is the boy version of a Karen. Most kevin's are known to be born in the 90's.
by shdjhsdvsvw3 September 09, 2020
No one can describe how god like Kevin is. He is great at everything possible. His best friend is Logan. Logan is a beta male compared to Kevin. Kevin's other friend drew is also a beta male.
Kevin is awesome
by Anonymous 184753 February 08, 2019