Kevin

No one can describe how god like Kevin is. He is great at everything possible. His best friend is Logan. Logan is a beta male compared to Kevin. Kevin's other friend drew is also a beta male.

Kevin is awesome

by Anonymous 184753 February 8, 2019

Kevin

gay as fuck and sucks cock the size of the earth

kevin sucks cock on god

by ahahahahahahhaahhahahasjsoebei May 1, 2019

Kevin

A shitty manager who has no emotion and constantly pulls starters early and replaces them with the bullpen, usually to less than stellar results; a pussy

Bob: Climb that tree.
Joe: No, I’m scared.
Bob: Stop being such a fucking Kevin.

by pizzajona August 12, 2019

Kevin

Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll

Kevin is so weird

by Mr ottigali September 9, 2019

Kevin

Someone who is shorter than Alex

Dude 1:Man that guy is shorter than Alex

Dude 2:Yeah that's Kevin

by N_O_TAlex January 1, 2018

Kevin

v to be obnoxiously loud and ritually screaming animal noises.

(Looks at screen) Woah! That guy is really kevin-ing it right now!
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.

by HeyJayMDud January 18, 2018

Kevin

A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.

I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.

by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020