Shop Keto

When you miss spell shooketh

I was absolutely Shop Keto

by Gusgus9876 July 30, 2019

Dirty Keto

It’s a Dirty Sanchez but performed on a vegan

Last night he gave me a Dirty Keto, did I mention I am a vegan?

by Sludvigs July 30, 2022

The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

kai + kenzo

the best relationship ever. kenzo loves kai sm, but they have silly little arguments sometimes abt dumbass dreams. they would die without each other, kenzo always needs to kiss kai and kai always needs to kiss kenzo. they also have 100 guinea pigs. they are also gonna get married soon, everybody loves kenzo and kai. they love each other sm. kenzo doesn’t know what he would do without kai.

girl: kai is so cute
noelle: no kai + kenzo are so cute

by lolilovekai November 12, 2022

kai + kenzo

the best relationship ever. kenzo loves kai sm, but they have silly little arguments sometimes abt dumbass dreams. they would die without each other, kenzo always needs to kiss kai and kai always needs to kiss kenzo. they also have 100 guinea pigs. they are also gonna get married soon, everybody loves kenzo and kai. they love each other sm. kenzo doesn’t know what he would do without kai.

some person: kai is soooo cute
noelle: NO. kai + kenzo are cute TOGETHER

by lolilovekai November 12, 2022

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that sweet metabolic condition shall not be fucked with by any external force.

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025