Kermit

K-9/k dog Best cat feeder east of the Mississippi.

Kermit of release marine is the best cat feeder this side of the Mississippi.

by Ryan wilemon November 1, 2022

kermiting

when you are so grumpy you do kermit grumpy squished up face

why are you kermiting right now?

by theurbangamer February 15, 2023

Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!

One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.

by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023

Kermit With An AK-47

Its a sentence that only GigaChads and wise people use, it is a sing of peace, and union between people and memes, if you use this be proud of yourself, you are a certified Gigachad and a Madman.

So long, nerds.

-Hello bro, Kermit With An AK-47.
-Oh hi, Kermit With An AK-47, I see you are also a distinguished gentlemen, my chad brother.

by Luan0 July 12, 2022

Stripper kermit

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*

"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"

by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021

Kermit (the frog)

Usually, a tall skinny, athletic person who is wealthy or pretentious.

Look at that lanky Kermit (the frog) with that fat woman.

by Contorno August 20, 2023

Kermit

Number #15 on the Kansas City Chiefs, current quarterback for the team

Did you see that Kermit threw an interception to a white corner back?

by 44-22GoBirds February 19, 2025