chip the keeper

(v) A term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish act, one of many that involve the use of snack foods (Doritos, Fritos, etc.). Chip Fetishists - or Chipishts, as they call themselves - often prefer and endorse Lay's Rippled Potato Chips. "Chip the keeper" is the specific action in which a Chipisht crumbles Lay's Rippled Potato Chips over the naked body of his/her lover. The two people then rub their bodies together (not actually engaging in sexual union) until an optimal oily film has been produced between the bodies, secreting what Chipishts believe is the aphrodisiac scent of the Potato Chip. Heightened sensation is said to result.

Tonight, I want to chip the keeper, baby. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by MsSvelte April 11, 2003

trapper keeper

(noun)- an extremely persistent, persuing male or female. A stage 5 clinger.

That guy was really cute, but he's a trapper keeper.

by sarsdz January 28, 2009

keter

The process of shoving a can of green beans 13.5 inches down your asshole.

Jerry like to keter on Tuesday

by Fuck wit em January 29, 2018

Keefer

A really cool black person.

yo Samuel L Jackson is a straight up Keefer!

by blastingdrummer June 19, 2009

keeber

A un-known sexuality person who has a fetish for feet

wow hes a keeber, get your feet out

by howdoo March 11, 2007

My Brother's Keeper?

IN OTHER WORDS:

1. How do you respond to your brother?

2. Tell me the truth?

NINO BROWN:
You cut a side deal
with that motherfucker didn't you?

GEE MONEY: (struggling to answer)

NINO BROWN:
Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Gee.

Fucking Cain.

My brother's keeper?

(Nino walks closer to Gee, then reaches in Gee's coat to find and take his glass dick/crack pipe to confront him)

Was it this......glass......dick...you've been sucking on, huh? Huh? Was that it? Now I see how you let that motherfucker infiltrate. He used you, Gee.

(then Nino throws Gee's glass dick/crack pipe very far from where they're standing)

-From NEW JACK CITY (1991)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2006

keester parade

a parade of CHICKS with great booties

Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE

by RUNWAY August 10, 2009