A game truckers enjoy involving two players with 18-Wheelers working in tandem. The object of the game is to revenge on smaller vehicles by instilling first Total Fear, then Maximum Rage on Interstate drivers.
Briefly, play begins with drivers in line in the slow lane. Then, the rear driver waits for a long line of closely spaced cars start pass, whereupon he waits until the lead car is spaced 1-2 feet behind his bumper and LASHES his rig into the other lane with NO Signal AT ALL… causing as many of the drivers as possible to foul their pants in TOTAL FEAR as they all lock up their bakes at 80 mph and attempt not to ram the car in front.
Second half of play involves that same driver attempting to instill MAXIMUM RAGE by pretending to pass the truck, only to draw even and let off the gas over and over, creating a rolling roadblock that stacks up as many drivers behind them as possible . Driver ends the game with trucks driving in line in the slow lane again in reversed position. As soon as points are tallied and traffic flow has unsnarled, Player 2 does the same process to try to beat his partner’s high score.
TOTAL FEAR Stage awards 1 point for each car that smacks into another car.
MAXIMUM RAGE stage awards 1 point for each Aggravated Battery or Assault attempt on responsible driver at next Truck Stop.
Briefly, play begins with drivers in line in the slow lane. Then, the rear driver waits for a long line of closely spaced cars start pass, whereupon he waits until the lead car is spaced 1-2 feet behind his bumper and LASHES his rig into the other lane with NO Signal AT ALL… causing as many of the drivers as possible to foul their pants in TOTAL FEAR as they all lock up their bakes at 80 mph and attempt not to ram the car in front.
Second half of play involves that same driver attempting to instill MAXIMUM RAGE by pretending to pass the truck, only to draw even and let off the gas over and over, creating a rolling roadblock that stacks up as many drivers behind them as possible . Driver ends the game with trucks driving in line in the slow lane again in reversed position. As soon as points are tallied and traffic flow has unsnarled, Player 2 does the same process to try to beat his partner’s high score.
TOTAL FEAR Stage awards 1 point for each car that smacks into another car.
MAXIMUM RAGE stage awards 1 point for each Aggravated Battery or Assault attempt on responsible driver at next Truck Stop.
“I swear, I saw 4 different games of Kamikaze Kowboy in just 3 states, today. That game is growing bigger and faster in the trucker community than the Macarena did years ago with normal people!! I’m getting better, too. I only had 2 trouser changes in those 4 jousts”.
by JackoHobo July 15, 2023
When you only care about cock-blocking another person you may enter an interaction with the intention of stuffing up any sexual chemistry and making the person being pursued instantly reject the pursuer
I saw a guy i didnt like the look of hitting on a girl. I decided to do the kamikaze and instantly had both of them split up with the girl leaving the interaction.
by spicemagic February 1, 2016
It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.
Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.
Greg: Niiiice
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.
Greg: Niiiice
by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018
Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'
Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
by nlittle1011 March 7, 2014
by Master d.j June 16, 2018
by Thomazi kamikaze May 23, 2022
When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.
I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.
by TukTukPirate July 3, 2022