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Kinky Jesus

A sexual position where the woman goes up against the wall, with her arms out horizontally like Jesus. The man is in front of her with his hands clasped in hers, humping her very fast and sweaty.

Also, if you're into this sort of thing, it can be done with two guys but they both face the same direction.
My girlfriend was begging me to give her a kinky jesus.
by Alex and the Delawana crew October 2, 2007
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Kinky Fucker

A person who is the especially into one or more kinks, and usually is proud of it. Can be a self label.
I love collars, whips, and cuffs, you could say I’m one Kinky Fucker!”
by CrimsonDragon August 15, 2023
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Kinky Puffer

A pub experience so bad even a blowjob wouldn’t improve it
I wouldn’t go to that pub, it’s a real Kinky Puffer
by Lurkerspoons August 31, 2018
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Kinky Kael

The manager of sex, always knows the dick length of somebody, can smell a whore from miles away, and loves a good and hearty pounding
Oh no he’s not weird, he’s just a Kinky Kael
by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022
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kinky water

Water that can be found in your parents bedroom
My kinky water was in my mother's room.
by Curlyhead45 March 5, 2017
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kinky hannah

A multi colored hair girl who likes nickelback and would fuck a Tigger and is kinky as all hell but is fine as hell
by Tree565 May 28, 2016
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Kinky sesh

In the back of a hot boxed car having sex and doing drugs at the same time.
Hey wanna go for a kinky sesh?
by Cripcrip August 20, 2017
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