Cerebral Juggernaut

one that ironically lacks any complex reasoning skills

John: That guy didn't use his parking break then his car hit a school bus!

Joseph: He's a real cerebral juggernaut.

by Jordan Wooblehammer March 10, 2008

The Juggernaut

When you're getting head and you're about to climax, punch and knock out your partner.

Kate: Oh my! What happened to your face!?
Jane: Jeremy gave me The Juggernaut..
Kate: What an asshole!

by ballinouzgx June 3, 2010

Janger

You've heard of a jam, and a banger. Well this is the mix of the two. A banger only turns into a Janger after it has gained a widespread place in our collective minds, gets it's nostalgic feel, but is also impeccably catchy, and goes hard. (Sometimes without reason.) It is also a personal banger that has become your jam.

"Bro, Mr. Brightside by The Killers is such a fucking janger!"
"Yeah, but my favorite janger is Oops I Did It Again by Brittney Spears."

by the saddest boy hours October 24, 2018

Buffet Juggernaut

An individual that cannot be stopped at any buffet. He is feared by restaraunt owners for his ability to destroy profitability.

The restaraunt owners new they were going to lose money when the buffet juggernaut walked through the door.

You leave now! You been here for hour!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

Alexander Junker

Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.

One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.

Steve Carrel That Guy from the 70s' Show and Chuck Alexander Junker

by theguywhosuckslots December 18, 2011

Political juggernaut

An individual who is very skilled at debating politics and issues related to it, but the tactics they employ to win arguments are often quite brutal and disrespectful.

Karen: Hey. You look like you are stressed out. What is wrong?
Ezio: I got into a disagreement with Gary. He is interesting to talk to sometimes about politics because of how passionate he is about it; but often times he is so determined to win political disagreements that he can become very cruel and inconsiderate of how other people feel about the issue.
Karen: He sounds like he is a political juggernaut.

by Vanguard 1998 June 19, 2021

Juggernaut

One whom displays vulgar acts of power amongst those that oppose him/her and in doing so smashes through walls and promotes raping and killing.

The Juggernaut broke through the wall, and beat some bitches.

by myoutlawtorn May 2, 2006