Jukebox Pressure

The pressure one feels when choosing songs to play that the whole bar will like.

Jukebox pressure caused me to play "Sweet Child of Mine" when I really wanted to hear some Sinatra.

by Nick Druga February 14, 2007

Dick in the jukebox

when one is taking an excessive amount of time to get ready and pisses his or her friends off

"Hey Doug! Stop puttin your dick in the jukebox and let's GOOOOO!!" "Chill the fuck out Darrel!"

by The Flying Cock April 29, 2010

Juke

To jam it up someones ass without lube

Andre got juked my Disel in Prison.

by Woo! August 11, 2004

juked

Broken, messed-up, nonfunctional.

Man, my CD player is totally juked after I dropped it.

by ethan May 7, 2004

juke

To stroke you penis. Whack Off.

Rapilgrim likes to juke to monkey porn/

by bigigilgrim June 15, 2004

juke

To stab, or to have sex.

A yo me and home girl was "juken" all night!

by JESS-MAN!!! May 13, 2003

Jukereise

Jukereise is the owner of many roblox games, with the most notable being Juke’s Towers of Hell, aka JToH, with 19M+ visits, and Perfectly Standard Elevator, aka PSE. She also owns a few other games such as Perpetual Adventure (PA), Adopt me, Standard Issue Elevator, Evade, and JToH semi-official practice place. She is also known for never procrastinating and always staying motivated on her games

Person A: “Yo, do you play the games made by Jukereise”
Person B: “no fuck you”
Person A: “Well, I think you should. They’re really fun.”

by 4road June 15, 2023