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chore juggling

When your (ch)ild is present, in another room or the car, you are engage in sexual activity with a wh(ore) and have to juggle the activities.
I have custody this weekend, but Saturday I plan to go chore juggling at my house.
by Thrawn18 January 10, 2015
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Jugglings

An enlarged lesbian, who happens to like alcohol in and around her mouth.
"Please know that I love you all, and I really am so sorry. I'm sure I could be remembered as just another blogger, whose spooky glazed look in th webcam seems all too familiar to a few, but I'm not. I'm not like the others. I'm a Jugglings, and I'm like you. I'm also, and this is important: I'm a big lesbian who likes drinking."
by Tanksly December 14, 2021
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juggle the cunts

An expression one would use when describing how they would carry many things if they didn't have a carrier bag.
The carrier bag broke as I was walking home from the grocery store, so I had to juggle the cunts the rest of the way.
by C411UM November 20, 2015
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Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out
Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
by Pubeypie August 24, 2021
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Juggling Dog

The Juggling Dog is any sort of mystery
The juggling dog was last scene on an island...
by Chimmkin July 30, 2024
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Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.
Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.
by Bickerith May 31, 2019
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