Jose

simply a guy with a small dick, not attractive, laughs at dumb stuff, and he is a stoner.

no one wants to be a jose

by josehater101 December 14, 2015

Jose

Jose is when a male gets sperm pumped in his ass .

I josed a dude yesterday while watching kalem El neis

by Realistmf October 30, 2017

Jose

Flexes with shit he doesn’t have and is mentally retarded, and has no friends cus he’s a fake ass flexed and needs to stfu

Jose: yea I paid 700 for these shoes

by Jerjejjerjjrjr October 26, 2019

Jose

The biggest faggot in the entire school.

Jack: Jose is the biggest faggot ever like seriously.

Calvin: I know right!

by MinionTwister December 12, 2016

Jose

Jose is the type of guy that everybody is not jealous of, he is also very STUPID .

Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: Oooooooh boy let's get out of here he is coming
Girl: Who
Guy: JOSE BOOOOOYYYYY

by So desses mesmo... March 23, 2017

Jose

An amazing person with a wonderful personality.He is perfect.His looks are amazing.It is weird but most of them end up marrying someone named Sarah.But no one really can tell how great he is until you get to know him.(A sex god)

'Who is that kid,he looks amazing?' 'Oh,that's Jose,he's awsome.'

by Urban Masters March 31, 2017

Jose

A creepy hairy virgin. He sings like an autistic dolphin, has no outside skills and would gladly suck off Captain America (possibly take dick). An illegal beaner, possibly a bigger pedophile than "Matthew". He's obsessed with females, that one creepy kid in the rally recording cheerleaders for personal use. The type of nigga to sniff a girl's seat when she gets up.

Cheerleader 1: Did you see that creepy ass virgin recording us during the rally?
Cheerleader 2: Yeah, that's Jose, I hear he sniffs my seat when I get up
Cheerleader 3: My mom knows his mom, they came over one day and I noticed some of my panties went missing after that day.
Kid: I grabbed his backpack one day, he turned around real pissed saying, "What's up nigga?"

by fatassgingerlookimnforpipe December 5, 2017