by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018
Get the Johnmug. 
by renasty September 23, 2018
Get the Johnmug. John is the best!
by Joy will come September 9, 2016
Get the Johnmug. by jacko101jjdhjdhffh8383 i uJAJA March 1, 2017
Get the Johnmug. John is loving, caring, very family oriented, hilarious, just a tad bit jealous, and a fucking awesome boyfriend. He treats his girlfriend like a queen, will love her probably more than she loves him, he will be super affectionate, and always want lots of love. He needs constant reassurance, he’s very insecure on the inside, he might have a childhood trauma that caused it. John, he’s athletic, probably plays basketball, he lives to make people laugh. He’s a sweet guy, super generous and kind, he’s always willing to help someone out.
Girl: who’s that guy?
Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice
Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*
Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky
Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice
Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*
Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky
by JuliusfromArea51 September 25, 2019
Get the Johnmug. This abomination of a being can destroy the universe by using 0.1 percent of his power. He usually hides his fat in his disposable miniature pocket universes that he has in his magic pockets , but there have been incidents in other dimensions where the parallel John (which is not as powerful as the John in this universe) destroyed 1 billion other dimensions which teared a hole in the multiverse by accidentally letting out 10 percent of his power.
Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Eminem: something’s wrong, I can feel it
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
by Joguan 69420 November 14, 2019
Get the Johnmug.